When you have roommates.
Yo I don’t even care if 97.3845% of the stories on here are made up y’all are creative as fuck and have me laughing more than anyone irl A+++ job keep on lying and doing your thing
THROWBACK? → a mix designed to take you back to the simple times of your childhood - focusing primarily on old school radio disney songs. enjoy!
i. we got the party - hannah montana ft. jonas brothers // ii. chemicals react - aly & aj // iii. too little too late - jojo // iv. she’s no you - jesse mccartney // v. outside looking in - jordan pruitt // vi. wannabe - spice girls // vii. la la land - demi lovato // viii. i’m with you - avril lavigne // ix. kiss me - new found glory // x. i want it that way - backstreet boys // xi. he could be the one - hannah montana // xii. ultimate - lindsay lohan // xiii. beautiful soul - jesse mccartney // xiv. some call it magic - raven symoné // xv. hit me baby one more time - britney spears // xvi. pieces of me - ashlee simpson // xvii. strut - the cheetah girls // xviii. sos - jonas brothers // xix. just the girl - the click five // xx. leave (get out) - jojo // xxi. potential breakup song - aly & aj // xxii. bye bye bye - nsync // xxiii. what dreams are made of - hilary duff // xxiv. wherever i go - hannah montana // xxv. could it be - christy carlson romano
remember when niall farted on the x factor and he thought no one would notice but
ashfwsiubved his little face
Harry though omfg
AU: Ashton tells a little bit about when you and him moved in together and your cooking experience.
And the award for most inappropriate children’s underwear goes to…
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
4. rub chapstick on a scantron and the machine wont be able to mark your answers as wrong
4 is the key to life in highschool, holy shit
I need 4 to be tattooed on my soul.
a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever
- extremely ticklish
- runs away from feelings
- also problems
- expects the world to be handed to her on a silver platter
- bad communicator
- awkward and shy around people i like
- refuses to make plans ever
- how do you even talk to people i dont get it
- sarcastic asshole
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW IN THE FIRST ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION BUT IN THE SECOND ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS FOR EACH OTHER
READ THE LAST ONE OUT LOUD
YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED